... I would go back to high school in many different eras and take pictures of myself wearing each era's clothes and hairstyles. What? Isn't that what everyone would do with a time machine?
Anyway, turns out I don't need to bend the space-time continuum to make that dream come true, because I discovered the website http://yearbookyourself.com/. Here are the fabulous results. Prepare yourself.
First, some context. Steph in 2008:
Steph in 1960:
Steph in 1966 (blonde!):
Steph in 1968:
Steph in 1978 (Mexican-Irish-Italiafro):
Steph in 1990:
Conclusions: I should really look into getting a pair of cat-eye glasses, AND I look good with an afro. Am I right?